Why was the French President so happy? Because he proved that even if your approval rating is 20%, you can still marry a supermodel as long as you have the keys to the Élysée Palace.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Problem? No, just laughs!
I choose to believe it’s funny.