She just told me to “spin that record, babe,” and I’ve been spinning ever since.
Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge archive. Historically Verified
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
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I saw that laugh coming from across the map.