2007 Archive: The Bank Vault
Why did the dad bring a pillow to the bank? He wanted to “rest” his account. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The Bank Vault
2006 Legacy: The Lab Result
“You’re negative for everything except ‘2006 Boredom’.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Silk
I’m “smooth” in my delivery. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Egg
I’m “cracking” under the social pressure. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah who? / Noah good place for lunch? Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Noah
2004 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2004 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2003 Classic: The Jet (Are You Gonna Be My Girl) Fan
“Big black boots, long brown hair… and a 60-watt bulb.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout… Read More »2003 Classic: The Jet (Are You Gonna Be My Girl) Fan
2002 Classic: The “Hot in Herre” Reality
Nelly told us to take our clothes off when it gets hot, but HR has informed me that this does not apply to the office… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Hot in Herre” Reality
2002 Legacy: Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets)
Why was the car flying? Because in 2002, Ron Weasley realized that traffic is for muggles and people who don’t have magic wands. Part of… Read More »2002 Legacy: Harry Potter (Chamber of Secrets)
2000 Classic: The Napster Academic Crisis
Why did the English teacher look so suspicious? Because a student turned in an essay on Shakespeare that used words like “hyperlink” and “source code,”… Read More »2000 Classic: The Napster Academic Crisis