2006 Vintage: The Silk

I’m “smooth” in my delivery.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Quake_Fragger05/29/1999 05:10M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Ebay_Sniper05/04/1998 18:37Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Clueless_Dionne01/22/2006 19:02Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Keyboard_Cat_P03/29/2015 03:06Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Runescape_Noob11/12/2012 05:11Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Futurama_Fry_M03/17/2011 15:35Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.