Nelly told us to take our clothes off when it gets hot, but HR has informed me that this does not apply to the office cubicle.
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A joke for the end of the world.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
This is the future of humor!