2004 Vintage: The Egg

I’m “cracking” under the social pressure.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

@Quake_Fragger12/08/2010 18:24M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@ICQ_Classic11/10/1999 13:22That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Coffee_Addict01/28/1996 16:23404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Ferris_Bueller03/08/2012 12:42Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Hansel_So_Hot05/23/2012 17:38That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Space_Background01/31/2009 07:46The stars are aligned for this joke.