I told her I’m Winston Churchill. She told me I’m just a guy who likes naps and cigars.
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!