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1997 Classic: The Nuclear “Smuggling” Fears

Why the anxiety? Because in 1997, we were more worried about a nuke in a suitcase than a nuke on a missile.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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