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2013 Legacy: The “Stryker” in the Snow

Why did it slide? Because “High-Tech Mobility” doesn’t include “Winter Tires” in the basic package.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer09/19/2003 11:07Thinking is definitely funny today.
@CRT_Degauss05/21/2005 11:31BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Ferris_Bueller07/13/2014 01:07Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Mini_Me_Rocks10/05/1998 11:53... (Laughter in silence).
@Brennan_Huff_X11/22/2015 00:21I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Keyboard_Cat_P08/31/2004 09:06Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Reddit_Original12/15/2007 16:44The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Gaia_Online_Gold12/24/2010 10:10Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Clans_Leader_9911/17/2009 23:23Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Leeroy_Jenkins02/05/2003 02:07At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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