2024 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
Arriving at the shopping center entrance doors at 5:45 AM in matching nylon tracksuits to complete five brisk laps before the security guards unlock the… Read More »2024 Classic: The Mall Walker Dawn Patrol
2023 Classic: The Maui Wildfires
Why was the “No Comment” quote a disaster? Because in 2023, “Silence” is a luxury a President can’t afford, even if he’s on vacation. Part… Read More »2023 Classic: The Maui Wildfires
2022 Archive: The Men Body-horror
Why the tunnel? For an Alex Garland movie that suggested that every man in an English village is actually just the same Rory Kinnear with… Read More »2022 Archive: The Men Body-horror
2022 Vintage: The Scientist
“We saw the deepest images of the universe with James Webb, yet I still can’t see where I put the spare bulbs.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Scientist
2022 Archive: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle… Read More »2022 Archive: The Calculator
2021 Vintage: The “Bones or No Bones” Day
Why did the office close on Wednesday? Because a pug named Noodle decided it was a “No Bones Day” and the staff refused to be… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Bones or No Bones” Day
2020 Legacy: The New Year’s 2021 Resolution
“My resolution is to put on a pair of jeans with a button… at least once a month.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Legacy: The New Year’s 2021 Resolution
2020 Classic: The Delivery
Why did the blonde wait by the door for a week? She ordered “digital downloads” and thought they were coming by truck. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The Delivery
2020 Legacy: The Death of Little Richard
Why the “A-Wop-Bop-A-Loo-Bop”? For the passing of the true architect of rock and roll, the man who started it all. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Death of Little Richard
2019 Vintage: The G7 Summit in Biarritz
Why was the photo of the “Amazon Fire” so tragic? Because it reminded world leaders that while they were eating Michelin-star food, the “Lungs of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The G7 Summit in Biarritz