Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam violently against a heavy plastic beaded necklace every single time a family member enters the front door.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Flossing, Smart Home Scare & Wireless Headphone Woes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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