2022 Vintage: The Smart Fridge
Why did the dad start arguing with the refrigerator? Because it told him his milk was “outdated,” just like his jokes. Part of the 54… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Smart Fridge
2022 Classic: Worst Dressed (The 2022 “Glitter Glitch”)
Why so much sequins? Because the red carpet looked like a disco ball exploded in a high-end department store. Part of the 32 Emmy Awards… Read More »2022 Classic: Worst Dressed (The 2022 “Glitter Glitch”)
2022 Vintage: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the gas prices (again). Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Monitor
2020 Classic: The “Hillbilly Elegy” Burn
Why Amy Adams? For a movie so desperate for an Oscar it actually ended up with a Razzie nomination instead. Part of the 34 Razzie… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Hillbilly Elegy” Burn
2020 Legacy: The QR Code Menu Boycott
Walking up to a local diner door, seeing a square black-and-white puzzle sticker instead of a printed paper menu, and heading back to the Buick… Read More »2020 Legacy: The QR Code Menu Boycott
2020 Vintage: The Home Workout
Why did the dad bring a remote to the treadmill? He wanted to “channel” his inner athlete. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Home Workout
2020 Legacy: The Run the Jewels “RTJ4”
Why the perfect timing? For the album that became the soundtrack to the summer’s protests, proving hip-hop is always the voice of the streets. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Run the Jewels “RTJ4”
2019 Legacy: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the new iPhone 11 Pro. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019)… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Apple
2019 Archive: The Disney+ Distraction
Why was productivity at an all-time low in November? Because The Mandalorian launched, and the entire office spent the morning talking about “Baby Yoda” instead of the… Read More »2019 Archive: The Disney+ Distraction