Why did the family adopt a mouse? Because in 1999, CGI was good enough to convince us that a talking rodent in a red convertible was perfectly normal.
Part of the 38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Top tier web animation humor!
Not bad. Not bad at all.