Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.
Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
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Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!