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2013 Vintage: The Scared Baker

 Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.

Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Courage_Dog01/14/2012 09:46The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
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@Footloose_Ren12/19/2011 09:21Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
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