2008 Archive: Best Contemporary R&B Album
Why Because of You by Ne-Yo? Because in 2008, every guy in a fedora was trying to be as smooth as him. Part of the… Read More »2008 Archive: Best Contemporary R&B Album
2008 Legacy: The “Digital Camouflage” (UCP) Failure
Why did soldiers hate the grey pixels? Because the only thing they blended into was a gravel driveway or a dirty sidewalk. Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The “Digital Camouflage” (UCP) Failure
2007 Archive: The Wikipedia Font Giveaway
The English teacher giving out an automatic zero because the student copy-pasted an entire paragraph about the Roman Empire and forgot to remove the blue… Read More »2007 Archive: The Wikipedia Font Giveaway
2007 Vintage: The App Store
I told her there’s an app for everything. She asked if there’s one that makes me “remotely useful around the house.” Part of the 55… Read More »2007 Vintage: The App Store
2007 Legacy: The I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
My husband and his best friend are acting like they’re married for the “benefits.” I told them they already act like an old couple. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
2006 Vintage: The David Beckham Captaincy
Why did he give up the armband? Because after the World Cup, he realized being a global fashion icon in Madrid was way less stressful… Read More »2006 Vintage: The David Beckham Captaincy
2006 Legacy: The “Winning Hearts and Minds” Budget
Why was it spent on soccer balls? Because if you can’t give them democracy, the next best thing is a sporting goods shipment. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Winning Hearts and Minds” Budget
2005 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
2004 Vintage: The Folder
I’m “containing” my excitement for the weekend. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Janet Jackson Incident
Why were lawyers busy after the Super Bowl? Because “wardrobe malfunction” became a new legal term for “I did it, but it’s the costume’s fault.”… Read More »2004 Classic: The Janet Jackson Incident