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2006 Vintage: The David Beckham Captaincy

Why did he give up the armband? Because after the World Cup, he realized being a global fashion icon in Madrid was way less stressful than leading England.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King01/12/2014 20:33I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Doom_Guy12/24/2000 05:59Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Clueless_Cher12/27/2009 04:34As if! This is too funny.
@Hotmail_Checker04/24/1998 15:34Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Nsync_Justin01/29/1995 04:02Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Daria_Morg07/23/2007 19:04My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Brick_Tamland_L04/18/2004 04:08I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan06/16/2007 04:54My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Afk_For_Laughs08/25/1998 20:18Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Arthas_Fan_0209/14/2004 00:50Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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