2007 Legacy: The I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

My husband and his best friend are acting like they’re married for the “benefits.” I told them they already act like an old couple.

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@South_Park_Cartman01/06/2005 09:36Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@CRT_Brightness11/07/2012 01:36I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Snake_Game_Pro12/18/2014 03:05I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@USB_Pioneer03/24/2012 08:07Plug and Play laughter!

@Shagadelic_9706/22/1995 18:29This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Tuenti_Specialist09/04/1998 18:50A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Opera_User_9910/22/2009 01:19Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.