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2001 Vintage: The Pilot’s Announcement

 Why did the pilot’s voice sound different? Because in 2001, pilots started speaking from behind locked, armored cockpit doors.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@StreetFighter_Ken03/27/2011 20:22Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Melrose_Place_Fan10/07/2005 07:05Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/28/2000 05:16They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Mainframe_Manny04/08/2015 21:59Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Sion_Partier11/25/2014 02:44The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Hellboy_Red01/19/1997 00:56I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Footloose_Ren06/24/2005 13:53Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H04/03/2007 11:44Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Keyboard_Cat_P04/14/2005 16:08Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Charlie_Unicorn10/23/2008 16:27We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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