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Why did the blonde put a GPS on her vacuum cleaner?

This one is a staple in American humor:

She didn’t want it to get lost in the hallway.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a GPS on her vacuum cleaner?”

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    User_651 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

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