She just wanted to “sit out” the competition.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Go, go, go! More jokes!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
RT if you think this is funny!
my hair is brown but my brain is definitely blonde today. i totally feel her.
i dont get it… oh, wait! now i see it. lol, i am so slow today.
omg i actually have a friend who would do exactly this. shes a natural blonde lol.
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
lol, so true! reminds me of that old joke about the blonde and the puzzle.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.