2008 Classic: The Specialist

I went to a ‘Foreclosure Specialist.’ Turns out it was just a surgeon who specializes in removing people from their homes.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

@Modem_Meltdown10/06/1997 13:37My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes11/20/2009 08:19Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee11/03/2014 16:15A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Mean_Girls_Regina04/22/2004 14:52Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Rocket_Power_9901/09/1999 10:23We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Ferris_Bueller07/22/2004 22:25Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Frame_Set_Wizard09/28/1996 20:54I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Spawn_Camper_J10/27/2009 21:48I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Homestar_Runner11/19/1999 02:30That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!