Why was the trophy pink? Because Messi arrived, scored in every game, and won a trophy in 30 days, proving that MLS is his personal playground.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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