2010 Archive: The True Grit

A guy walks in with an eyepatch and orders a whiskey. “Fill it to the brim, kid.”

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@DotCom_Survivor02/01/2013 11:43I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Wrestling_Nut08/25/1997 13:54Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Badger_Badger_M11/01/1998 19:02Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Get_Flash_Player01/31/1998 14:15Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@CompuServe_Classic04/21/2008 17:51Premium humor for premium members.

@Blogger_Default12/26/1999 19:46Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Wall_Post_Hero10/24/2015 09:24Posting this to my own wall right now!