2022 Vintage: The Surgeon

“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, is this an ‘In-Person’ surgery or a ‘Legacy Zoom’ call?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

@Beverly_Hills_9021006/29/2014 13:00The coolest joke in the zip code.

@SpiderMan_Peter07/04/2011 10:44My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S03/29/2011 02:43I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Steve-O_Wild05/21/2014 18:00Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Napoleon_Dyna02/04/2002 08:43Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Chocolate_Rain11/11/2007 20:12I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Overly_Attached09/04/2007 14:43I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Animated_Mail_G05/18/1995 00:53The spinning envelope told me to come here.