2016 Legacy: The “This Is What You Came For”
Calvin Harris and Rihanna. 2016 is the peak of “laser-light” EDM. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the future. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Better Call Saul Premiere
Why did the lawyer hate the show? Because it was too accurate regarding the amount of time spent looking for trash in a dumpster for… Read More »2014 Archive: The Better Call Saul Premiere
2014 Legacy: The Pope Francis “Peace Doves” Incident
Why did a seagull and a crow attack the Pope’s doves? Because even the birds in Rome realized that “Global Peace” was going to be… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Pope Francis “Peace Doves” Incident
2013 Classic: Best Dance/Electronic Album
Why Bangarang? (Skrillex again. He basically has the “wub-wub” market cornered). Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2013 “Babel, Bow Ties & Somebody We… Read More »2013 Classic: Best Dance/Electronic Album
2013 Vintage: The After Earth Fix
Why was Jaden Smith a target? Because his performance was so wooden that the CGI trees were trying to claim him as one of their… Read More »2013 Vintage: The After Earth Fix
2013 Archive: The Vine Lifestyle
“I can tell my whole life story in six seconds!” “That’s perfect, because that’s exactly how long I can listen to you before I start checking my… Read More »2013 Archive: The Vine Lifestyle
2013 Vintage: The Boston Marathon Bombing
Why did the world “Stand with Boston”? To prove that while two guys with pressure cookers can cause chaos, they can’t stop a city from… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Boston Marathon Bombing
2013 Archive: The Metal
I’m “hardened” by the comment section. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The 2013 PS4 vs Xbox One
The console wars are back. I’ve chosen a side and I’m ready to defend it on an internet forum for the next decade. Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The 2013 PS4 vs Xbox One