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2013 Vintage: The Boston Marathon Bombing

Why did the world “Stand with Boston”? To prove that while two guys with pressure cookers can cause chaos, they can’t stop a city from running—especially when the internet is busy “detective-ing” (even if the internet got it wrong).

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic02/11/2009 20:57This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette12/06/2006 11:05I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink01/13/1998 10:28I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie07/17/2007 01:19Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/19/2000 06:58Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Chocolate_Rain11/14/2012 08:22I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

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