2013 Archive: The Vine Lifestyle
“I can tell my whole life story in six seconds!” “That’s perfect, because that’s exactly how long I can listen to you before I start checking my… Read More »2013 Archive: The Vine Lifestyle
2012 Legacy: The Dark
I’m “dimming” the lights for a movie marathon. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Boardwalk Empire Visuals
Why the technical awards again? Because nobody can recreate the 1920s as expensively as Martin Scorsese. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The Boardwalk Empire Visuals
2012 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego
“I’m the master of the universe.” “Calm down, He-Man, just fix my knee.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars… Read More »2012 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego
2012 Vintage: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2012 Vintage: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2012 Archive: The Tinder Swipe
There’s a new app where you judge people’s entire soul based on one blurry photo of them holding a fish. 2012 is the year romance… Read More »2012 Archive: The Tinder Swipe
2011 Vintage: The Siri Confession
What happened when the lawyer asked Siri, “How do I win this case?” Siri replied, “I found three nearby bars—which one are you going to… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Siri Confession
2011 Legacy: The First Siri
Why did the traveler get lost in Paris? Because he asked Siri for “the best baguette,” and she replied: “I found 4 locations for ‘best… Read More »2011 Legacy: The First Siri
2011 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did The King’s Speech win? To prove that “I have a voice!” is the most powerful line of the decade. Part of the 42… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay
2011 Legacy: The Drive (Movie) Driver
He just stands in the dark for five minutes, wearing a scorpion jacket, and says nothing. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 –… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Drive (Movie) Driver