2012 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego

“I’m the master of the universe.” “Calm down, He-Man, just fix my knee.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

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In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

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@Napster_Search08/18/2014 15:42Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Magic_SchoolBus05/31/2001 02:39Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Shagadelic_9710/18/2001 01:10This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Best_Viewed_IE408/27/2010 20:10Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Neopets_Trader12/31/1996 22:56Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@CounterStrike_Pro09/07/2012 11:48Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!