What happened when the lawyer asked Siri, “How do I win this case?” Siri replied, “I found three nearby bars—which one are you going to after you lose?”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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