Why did Facebook want its own money? Because Mark Zuckerberg realized that if you control the “Likes” and the “Loot,” you don’t need a government… Read More »2019 Classic: The Launch of the “Libra” Currency
Why did Adam Lambert perform? To remind everyone that the Oscars are basically just a very expensive karaoke night with better lighting. Part of the… Read More »2019 Archive: The Queen Opening
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame… Read More »2019 Classic: The Police
A guy is sitting in the bathtub with a sword. His wife asks, “Geralt?” He says, “Hmm. Fuck.” She says, “Unless you’re planning to hunt… Read More »2019 Archive: The Witcher Tub
Why was the manager pointing at a broken printer and asking “Is this a strategy?” Because he’s trying to be a “Meme Lord” but doesn’t… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Is This a Pigeon?” Meme
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe-an, I’m just trying to get a Victory Royale! Part of the 33… Read More »2018 Archive: The Europe
Why was the office radio destroyed? Because if we heard that song one more time, the entire sales department was going to “Slowly” lose their… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Despacito” Radio
Why so much neon? Because Denis Villeneuve decided that the future should be 163 minutes of Ryan Gosling looking sad in the fog while Hans… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Blade Runner 2049 Rain
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Archive: The Calculator
“Is my prescription ready?” “It’s syncing with the cloud. Please stand in a high-elevation area and wait for the ‘Dispense’ notification on your phone.” Part… Read More »2017 Classic: The Cloud Pharmacy
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