2019 Classic: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9606/06/2014 03:33Found a real treasure with this one.

@AOL_Instant_Msg11/27/2012 02:01I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Finding_Nemo_Dory11/27/2001 22:31Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Bluetooth_Bot04/11/2003 14:52Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Antivirus_Pro11/19/2013 00:27No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Weird_Science_G05/21/2004 23:32We created a monster... of a joke!

@Brennan_Huff_X12/23/2013 02:58I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Bernie_Mittens07/25/2006 22:40I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Banner_Exchange12/11/2014 13:55Click my banner for more laughs!