Why did Facebook want its own money? Because Mark Zuckerberg realized that if you control the “Likes” and the “Loot,” you don’t need a government anymore. (The government disagreed).
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.