2017 Archive: The Calculator

She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »

A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »

Getting my mother-in-law to accept a free foreign holiday was eas...read more »

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven y...read more »

In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »

In 2005, the phrase "Broadcast Yourself" became a reality, and we...read more »

In 1995, before the internet gave us a million new things to comp...read more »

My mother-in-law said to me one day, “One of these days I’m going...read more »

What are the two worst things about your mother-in-law? Her faces...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »

Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »

@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/19/2008 15:13I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Charmed_Ones02/25/2001 22:05The power of three... laughs!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole09/06/2009 01:05I see funny people... everywhere!

@SpiderMan_Peter05/21/2007 21:55My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Project_Mayhem02/28/2013 05:39Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/13/2013 04:57Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Ermahgerd_Girl11/01/2008 15:15ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Llamas_With_Hats10/25/1996 16:20Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!