Why so much neon? Because Denis Villeneuve decided that the future should be 163 minutes of Ryan Gosling looking sad in the fog while Hans Zimmer’s soundtrack tries to vibrate your soul out of your body.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2017 “Logan’s Tears, Get Out & The Shape of Water” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The American Fiction "White Books"
Why Jeffrey Wright? For a satire that reminded us that Hollywood ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
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2023 Vintage: The Any But You Chemistry
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37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2008 “Chaos, Iron Men & Full Tropic Thunder” Edition
In 2008, the game changed forever. It was the year we realized th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
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2025 Legacy: The Vicious Revenge
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2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Bottoms Fight Club
Why the high school? For a comedy that proved that the best way t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final Destination
Bloodlines: Why the tower? For a sequel that proved that "Death" ...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance
Why was Marvel saved? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced Hugh Jackma...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was a place where CGI was still a terrifying n...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!