“I can tell my whole life story in six seconds!” “That’s perfect, because that’s exactly how long I can listen to you before I start checking my phone.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
A few months after his parents...
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2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
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2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
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The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
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The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!