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2012 Archive: The Tinder Swipe

 There’s a new app where you judge people’s entire soul based on one blurry photo of them holding a fish. 2012 is the year romance became a card game.

Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8811/06/2013 13:25Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@CSS_Master_9910/04/2003 22:55Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@SoundBlaster_AWE09/11/2015 00:37Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Blade_Runner_201910/18/1996 07:16All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/27/2005 08:10Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Rick_Roller_0711/20/1998 20:15Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Keyboard_Cat_P01/08/1998 20:33Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Dark_Web_Joker03/06/2015 02:04Found this on the deep end of the net.

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