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2012 Vintage: The High-Speed Internet Celebration

The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the parish website in under ten seconds without disconnecting the rectory phone.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Britney_Spears_Fan01/05/2002 19:01Oops, I laughed again!
@SouthPark_Stan11/02/2002 10:23Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Futurama_Bender11/06/2007 17:42Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Charmed_Ones06/13/2000 23:54The power of three... laughs!
@Hercules_Xena10/04/2012 08:55By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Titanic_Jack06/10/1999 22:47I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Speed_Racer_Go11/12/2006 07:30Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Noob_Slayer_X07/01/2001 02:56Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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