2003 Legacy: The Da Vinci Code Reader

None. They’re too busy looking for secret symbols on the light fixture.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@ModemWarrior03/19/2007 06:10I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Hotmail_Checker08/08/2011 19:40Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Titanic_Jack07/05/2005 21:34I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@BitTorrent_0109/25/2008 15:13Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Speed_Racer_Go02/20/1998 00:18Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Top_Gun_Maverick03/20/2007 16:10I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@LonelyGirl15_F06/15/1999 03:06Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost03/31/2001 14:11Laughing at the security of my own ribs!