Calvin Harris and Rihanna. 2016 is the peak of “laser-light” EDM.
Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.