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2022 Classic: The Metaverse Part 2

 A guy tries to buy a digital plot of land behind the bar. The bartender says, “I only sell real estate in the form of a 16oz pint.”

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus08/05/2001 14:38What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Gladiator_Maximus12/06/1998 08:26Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Flash_Player_Fan06/11/2008 09:19Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Doom_Marines07/26/2005 02:25Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@BackToFuture_M09/26/2001 10:48Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Retro_End_User08/30/2010 17:24The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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