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2013 Archive: The Metal

 I’m “hardened” by the comment section.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link10/09/2012 09:03It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Men_In_Black_J04/27/2005 14:54Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Java_Applet_User09/22/2015 04:02This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan02/10/2013 22:01Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@DragonBall_Z_G01/14/2000 03:49His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Hi5_Pro_User09/26/1997 14:36High five for this joke!
@Homestar_Runner04/29/2008 18:37That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Mobile_Web_0102/04/2015 13:53Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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