2014 Archive: The Frog

I’m “leaping” into the future.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "folding" my holographic screen.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "peeling" fantastic about the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan02/10/2008 12:28Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Gladiator_Maximus10/02/2002 07:59Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Emule_Donkey10/21/1996 05:30Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Reservoir_Joe04/08/2007 07:01Professional humor for professional people.

@Rugrats_Tommy10/14/2004 23:40A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@AllYourBase_9901/17/2015 21:48All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Get_Flash_Player12/12/2011 04:24Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Annoying_Orange07/20/1998 08:28Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!