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2013 Vintage: The After Earth Fix

 Why was Jaden Smith a target? Because his performance was so wooden that the CGI trees were trying to claim him as one of their own.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet05/27/2000 10:34Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Tank_Operator10/22/2001 04:11Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Champ_Kind_Wham05/02/1995 01:07WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Bad_Luck_Brian09/03/1995 19:10Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Evil_Kermit_M07/18/2012 02:03Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Blogger_Default08/14/2014 11:39Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Neopets_Trader07/25/2015 16:13Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Hat_Tip_Sir05/11/2004 03:58M’lady... this joke is superb.
@Keep_Calm_Fan08/28/2012 04:10Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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