Why did a seagull and a crow attack the Pope’s doves? Because even the birds in Rome realized that “Global Peace” was going to be a very tough sell in 2014.
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I see you... laughing!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
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Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
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