2004 Legacy: The Lemony Snicket

A guy says, “This bar is a series of unfortunate events.” The bartender says, “Starting with you walking in.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

The "Hawk Tuah" of bad decisions.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »

@WebSurfer_X12/18/1996 09:14Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude04/03/2015 06:42The Dude abides... this joke.

@Dale_Doback_Fan10/19/2004 22:07Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@Friday_Rebecca01/27/2014 14:28Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Blogger_Default12/01/1999 13:30Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@WordPress_Fan_0308/25/2004 13:35The best thing since version 1.0!

@Wall_Post_Hero02/03/2004 23:34Posting this to my own wall right now!