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1995 Legacy: The Vegetarian Meal

 Why was the passenger still hungry? He requested a vegetarian meal and was served a single stalk of celery and a cup of lukewarm water.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2025 Vintage: The AI Luggage Tag
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The Road Trip Map
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The Lost Luggage
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2025 Legacy: The Smart Window
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The Souvenir Logic
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict11/14/2009 14:19LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@WebTV_Viewer08/22/1995 09:54Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Forrest_Gump_8807/26/2001 19:07Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Doom_Marines04/06/1996 15:19Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Futurama_Bender11/03/2011 00:21Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril09/30/2000 08:09He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Ring_Member_9808/24/2003 09:32Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Second_Life_Avy06/16/1996 20:37In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

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