2016 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did the desert warriors take it? Because “Dust” and “Chrome” are the new “Glitter” and “Glow.” Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
2015 Archive: The Netflix “Chill” Defense
Why did the lawyer use “Netflix and Chill” as a defense? He claimed it was a non-binding social invitation with an implied “assumption of risk”… Read More »2015 Archive: The Netflix “Chill” Defense
2015 Legacy: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the new feed. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Egg
I’m “cracking” the code for more credits in the game. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive.… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Egg
2015 Vintage: The Netflix and Chill Couple
They don’t change the bulb. They prefer the “ambiance.” Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline Bling Glow archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: The Final 2014 Task
Why did the manager bring a “Bucket of Ice” to the 2015 planning meeting? To show that he’s “Cool under pressure” and “Ready to make… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Final 2014 Task
2014 Legacy: The “Alex from Target” Fan
One, but they’re just famous for being cute while holding the bulb. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Alex from Target” Fan
2013 Vintage: The “Iron Man” Suit (TALOS)
Why did Admiral McRaven want a tactical suit? Because in 2013, the military decided that if Hollywood can do it with CGI, the Special Ops… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Iron Man” Suit (TALOS)
2013 Vintage: The Breaking Bad Coronation
Why did it finally win Best Drama? Because after five seasons, the Academy decided it was safer to give Walter White the trophy before he… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Breaking Bad Coronation
2013 Vintage: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom get a promotion? It “swept” the competition. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified