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2005 Archive: The Blogosphere

 Why did the lawyer start a blog? To have a place where he could “shout into the void” and still bill it as “digital thought leadership.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Matrix_Glitch10/31/2015 11:59There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@AskJeeves_Fan12/14/2007 15:32Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Total_Recall_Fan11/10/2007 11:06Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Starship_Troopers03/16/1998 01:14I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@GG_WP_9806/16/1995 12:26Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Flash_Game_Dev11/16/2011 13:29I should make a game about this joke.

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