2012 Classic: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into survivalism. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a “Don’t Panic” sign. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why F.A.M.E.? Because the Grammys decided that Chris Brown’s comeback was officially “complete,” much to the internet’s disapproval. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Legacy: Best R&B Album
2011 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Aaron Sorkin win? Because he writes dialogue faster than most people can think, and the Academy wanted to reward him before he ran… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2011 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2011 Legacy: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Laser Printer Transition
2010 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching The Social Network! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The Lettuce
2010 Classic: The “Double Rainbow” Quote
Why was the intern staring at the printer? “Whoa! It’s a double paper jam! What does it MEAN?!” Part of the 83 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The “Double Rainbow” Quote
2010 Archive: The Modem
I’m “dialing” back my expectations. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The 2010 Final Industry Vibe
Why the “Layered” year? Because it was the year of the “Crossover”—between dreams, between social statuses, and between our digital and real lives. Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The 2010 Final Industry Vibe