2009 Vintage: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the era. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Kanye vs. Taylor Incident
Why did he let her finish? Because at the VMAs, Kanye West decided that Beyoncé had “one of the best videos of all time,” officially… Read More »2009 Classic: The Kanye vs. Taylor Incident
2009 Archive: The App Store Policy
Why did the lawyer sue Apple? For “anticompetitive behavior” in his own living room. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption &… Read More »2009 Archive: The App Store Policy
2009 Legacy: The Princess and the Frog
Why was it 2D? Because in 2009, Disney wanted to remind us that a jazz-playing alligator and a New Orleans dream never go out of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Princess and the Frog
2008 Legacy: Wall-E
Why were we crying over a trash compactor? Because in 2008, Pixar proved that a robot who barely speaks has more soul than the entire… Read More »2008 Legacy: Wall-E
2008 Legacy: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having a “Financial Advice” section that didn’t include “Pay your lawyer first.” Part of the 50 Lawyer… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Library
2008 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent crying about the economy? “Psychological resilience maintenance.” Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Hourly Rate
2008 Classic: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the movie spoilers. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Digital Projector Bulb Panic
The church treasurer gasping loudly in the middle of a meeting upon discovering that replacing the burned-out bulb in the sanctuary’s digital projector costs more… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Digital Projector Bulb Panic
2007 Archive: The Laptop Trackpad
Why was the worker frustrated? He discovered “ChiralScrolling” and kept spinning his finger in circles like a maniac. Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Laptop Trackpad